I have been doing tasks all over Japan in an effort to become… the ULTIMATE JAMES BOND. With my trip coming to an end soon… I have been able to complete all 10 tasks in becoming a capable MI6 agent. Following are the tasks completed:
#1 : Get a Bond Girl
Yup there can be no secret agent without a girl… I dont know why is that.. maybe the evil guys dont think the good guys are capable of scoring a hot chick.. so if u r with a girl on the evil guys party then they just let u in thinking u r harmless (being with a woman makes u harmless????). Oh well its a tradition to get a girl.. and so my first order of business was to get one too… and I got one at Tokyo Game Show. DONE!
#2 : Learn to fly
Remember teh starting scene from that Bond movie where he kills lots of koreans with his plane on ground and then there are many others where he flies choppers… So hero by default know how to fly.. even in comedy movies if they dont know how to fly they are always shown to have played flight simulator video games and in the end they are able to land the plane/chopper. And being Bond without flying skills is pretty dumb… So, I completed this task at Mitsubishi Science Museum where I flew a real helicopter simulator and successfully flew and landed it. DONE!
#3: Skate on ice
James Bond must chase enemy on ice.. and most of the time while enemy are on Motorized vehicles .. and he can just skate on foot to catch them. Not to mention.. its just cool to skate on ice. I am more of a Will Ferral type figure skater… (in movie Blades of glory) u know leather jackets and fire coming out of hands.. now thts so cool. So, I did it in Kanagwa Ice Rink. DONE!
#4 : Beat meat to get stronger
Rocky set a standard of exercises to be done to get stronger. Bond has to do a lot of hand fights.. old school style. And so the rocky set of training is ultimate guide. The most famous of which is where he punches the big cow meat in freezer to get stronger. Due to resource limitation I couldnt find such big cow meat hanging.. but I did find 2kg halal chicken and beat a hell lot of out in kitchen 
.. so i would consider this DONE!
#5 : Fall from heights
Heroes must be adept to this… hero continuosly jumps from high buildings.. and waterfalls! yes how can we forget waterfalls… EVERY hero has to fall from it.. doesnt matter if he is Shahrukh in Koila or Arnold in Predator… they just got to jump off a waterfall that randomly pops in their way when running away. I completed this in DInsey Land.. DONE!
#6 : Bathe like a Bond
Bond is not jsut a fight mahcine but also a sign of looks and marketing power.. and coming out of teh water.. is one the strongest “marketing” scenes that can be thought of. When Daniel Craig comes out of Water in Ocean Royale.. its turns the heads of many women (and men) 
… I complete the task in Monkey Island by bathing in Pacific Ocean on Eid day. DONE!
#7 : Be humorous secret agent
I always cosnider humor as the strongest weapon in a tight situtaion. We have great examples of humorous secret agents like Jhonny English, Austin Powers, Get Smart and all of them get out of any situation with laughs.. much easier than Mr. Bond does. So, to become “Ultimate” bond.. i need those skills too. And I did practice a lot like at Disney Land. So, DONE!
#8 : Free Fall
There is one thing as fall down a waterfall.. but the other thing is FREE FALL under gravity. This is the scariest as u dont know how hard u are gonna hit down.. and believe me it was shit scary.. but I completed this task on the free fall ride called Blue fall in Sea Pradise. once again DONE!
#9 : Pose like a Bond
oh yeah need to explain importance of “image”. u cannot imagine being a bond and not have the right moves and look and actions and poses. u need to have a class way above Jim Carreys league. And luckily i got a barallel like view at Sea Paradise and thus perfect chance to pose like a Bond. DONE!
#10 : Get a Movie Poster shoot out
Last thing to do to complete the movie is get on a movie poster.. but SADLY the movie poster I had chosen to compete with was TOO much for my own capabilities to beat. It is just the most awesome movie poster.. which is TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO BEAT. So, this is one task at which I FAILED!!!!
FINAL POINTS
So, there you have 9/10 tasks completed. And if it had been 10 then I would have become an unbeatable Bond… but looks like I will be just standing in the same league as normal bonds like.. Daniel Craig, Roger Moore, Pierce Bronson etc… oh well! no one can be perfect Bond. but i did come pretty close. 
sorry, based on your evidence, you failed to beat the crap outta the 2kg halal chicken
so, your score is now 8/10 =P
nah! I did beat the crap out of it this is how it looked after I was done with it:
Chicken Kacuhmar
Okay.. so now its official: This is an AWESOME POST: Deserves 5 stars for the work and imagination put in ! Thumbs up m8!!
Secondly ur pictur-editing techniques are outclass! (the themes are superb!) ANd i esp loved (in order of decreasing preference):
Final Pic (Bond one.. awesome…), pose like a bond, Task 7 and the Task 3 (where u look completely silly!!)
As for the failed task, i never knew that superman was a lame-looking hero and spide was a GIRL! I mean CMON! What on earth was the movie maker thinking?! .. and i hope this isnt a real movie at ALL.. coz ive never heard of it, nor wud i want to hear abt it!!
.. oh and lastly… your first point to get a gal …. ummm, is it me or u have forgotten your Event before coming to japan
Keeping that in mind, get ready for a real shocker, when the newest JDL member sees your point 1 
ROFL !
Whos gona show this blog to the newest JDL member hehehaha as bond sb ko newest member ka _________ oye bata doon!!!
Well, we can still always blackmail him with this
1. thx c0d3r for the appretiation; thts all a blogger lives for .. appretiation from readers is like getting an oscar.
2. yes its a real movie! “Duriya Dil” and yup even with my all image editing skills combined i can outbeat it
3. regarding ur bhabi… well i can just hope she doesnt read the blog
my life(-line) runs on hope
I dont accept the helicopter point because we all know that simulating something and doing the real thing is not the same heheh.
And how could you miss out the greatest thing, bonds gadgets. From his expensive watches to his expensive customized cars does Aston Martin DB5, V8 Vantage (80s), V12 Vanquish and DBS (00s); the Lotus Esprit; the BMW Z3, BMW 750iL and the BMW Z8 ring a bell.
But since you’re a geek, you’ll be bond as long as you have computing gadgets. So as long as you have my EEPC, you’re bond but as soon as you hand it over the days of Karar bond are over just like the days of Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan.
Seriously!!! Awesome entry, you’ll make a great bond.
Oh oh, why do newly married men refer to their wives as “your bhabi” and not my wife or my fiance. It sounds really weird. Only ones parents are allowed to say stuff like “your mother and I” and that also because huband/wife and parent/child are both close bonds. You’re the object here. Live upto it, be a man call her your wife/fiance/whatever
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Removing one point because of umer rana and one point for the helicopter and two points for the above stated fact you score 5/10. You still pass, but you’re barely bond